I’m late for April Fools, but I laughed harder at this than anything I saw yesterday. Stolen from the comments at Archaeoastronomy.
Bronze is brilliant!
April 2, 2008...6:10 am
Bronze Age Orientation Day
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Middle Savagery (lite)- Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain...Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain That is pourin’ like an avalanche Comin’ down the mountain
- Top 5 contemporary authors that everyone likes except for me.1) Chuck Palahniuk 2) Tom Robbins 3) Haruki Murakami 4) Gabriel Garcia Marquez (I really tried) 5) Michael Chabon *Honorable mention for that horrid Eat, Pray, Love monstrosity. I once told a friend that I wanted to write a companion novel titled “Stab Stab Stab.”
- "INTERVIEWER: Is being childless good for a poet?
GILBERT: I could never have lived my life the way..."“INTERVIEWER: Is being childless good for a poet? GILBERT: I could never have lived my life the way I have if I had children. There used to be a saying that every baby is a failed novel. I couldn’t have roamed or taken so many chances or lived a life of deprivation. I couldn’t have wasted great chunks of my life. But that would be a mistake for other people […]
- Fish teeth! What a betrayal.Fish teeth! What a betrayal.
- Vienna Dioscorides, a Byzantine manuscript.Vienna Dioscorides, a Byzantine manuscript.
- Medieval map of Constantinople.Medieval map of Constantinople.
- "Even in a city such as Constantinople the country was not far away and many citizens were, in fact,..."“Even in a city such as Constantinople the country was not far away and many citizens were, in fact, farmers. Illuminated manuscripts of the ‘Labours of the Months’ show the vintage in September (when the Byzantine year began), coursing in October, ploughing with a heavy wooden two-ox plough in November, collecting firewood in December, opening the wine jars […]
- Corn confusion on a Saturday afternoon“At one time the population of Constantinople may have reached 1,000,000. Since the price corn could double every fifty miles on the atrocious roades, feeding such numbers presented formidable problems. Before the Arab invasions corn was shipped from Egypt and Sicily.” Wait, what? Corn is a new world crop and wasn’t around during the Byzantine Empire…. OED s […]
- Quinine comes from the bark of the Cinchona tree, also called...Quinine comes from the bark of the Cinchona tree, also called Jesuits Bark, as they were the first to bring it back to the old world. Access to the Cinchona tree factored into the history British colonialism in Africa and WWII’s South Pacific theater.
- Quinine was used by the Quechua Indians as a muscle relaxant and...Quinine was used by the Quechua Indians as a muscle relaxant and was first used to treat malaria in Rome in 1631. Source - Wikipedia
- Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain...
