I find these equal parts hilarious, obnoxious, and oddly compelling. I could wear them both at the same time! At a conference!
If only they had a “post-futurist” necklace, I’d be set. If only all archaeologists would so kindly wear their theoretical inclinations and aspirations around their necks. What would your necklace say? Hmm?
I dunno…do you think “mercenary corporate shill” is too long to fit?
“I’m not paid to think”
or
“Still refining seriation”
Aw, but those aren’t aspirations or inclinations!
I should’ve added “Pre-processualist”
Inclinations?
“Neo-relativist”
T-shirt I’ll be making in May?
“I’m a MF’n Master”